Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Pokemon Crystal (Meth)

Go screw yourself, confuse ray.
You're not my friend, hypnosis.
Up yours, poison powder.
Leave me alone, Zubat.
I hate you, Pidgey.
If only I had one more Super Potion.
Tentacool is forever lurking in the murky depths.
Along with Magikarp.

Peace, Love, and Clefairy.

So concludes my spoken word shout out to Pokemon Crystal Meth.
I'll probably add more as I get more tired.

-Hekate
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7 comments:

  1. Asian SensationMarch 23, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    "DON'T WANT TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE OTHER CITY TO HEAL POKEMON FUUUUUU"

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  2. DD-PadMarch 23, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    I think we need to come up with nicknames for all the pokemon games, using their titles... only thing I can come up with for Pearl is Pearl Necklace. Makes me feel dirty.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Pokemon Red Tampon.

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  4. Asian SensationMarch 23, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Pokemon Blue Steel.
    Pokemon Yellow Piss.
    Pokemon Leaf Weed.

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  5. Asian SensationMarch 23, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Or Pokemon Blue Balls

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  6. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    Pokemon Gold Showers

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  7. DD-PadMarch 23, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    This is why I love you guys <3

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